honda civic funny ebay listing

Funny eBay car listing – Honda Civic


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Here’s the text from the advert – Some great one-liners !!

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“Hello. Welcome to the auction of my very much loved (although abused) Honda Civic DX. 9 years ago, my sister gave me this car to look after while she went off to educate herself at some university somewhere. Meanwhile, the following happened:
I lowered it – it’s lower than your Grandad’s gonads.
A deer tried to mount it from the front managing to smash the bonnet, windscreen and roof – this was expertly repaired with a hammer – size large.
My girlfriend took a brush and a pot of Dulux white emulsion – satin finish – to it.
It got hit by a JCB but came off lightly.
Basically, it’s a bit shit, and my sister doesn’t want it back. It’s really good fun though, and still fully functional. Oh, there’s no interior, just 2 seats and heating. No interior means it goes faster. This car will put you on first name terms with your local fuzzy muff. Ignore that, probably not a selling point.
There’s a rust hole in the rear quarter, you could flop a bit of chod in it and it will be fine.
On a serious note, it needs a new steering rack and radiator and probably lots of other things, It runs though, and there’s a ticket on it till August. This car really is indestructible, I’ve tried and given up.

Any questions please ask. Bid to buy. Cash on collection or PayPal. Collection only.”

Here's the original eBay listing >>>