Here’s the text from the advert – Some great one-liners !!
“Hello. Welcome to the auction of my very much loved (although abused) Honda Civic DX. 9 years ago, my sister gave me this car to look after while she went off to educate herself at some university somewhere. Meanwhile, the following happened:
I lowered it – it’s lower than your Grandad’s gonads.
A deer tried to mount it from the front managing to smash the bonnet, windscreen and roof – this was expertly repaired with a hammer – size large.
My girlfriend took a brush and a pot of Dulux white emulsion – satin finish – to it.
It got hit by a JCB but came off lightly.
Basically, it’s a bit shit, and my sister doesn’t want it back. It’s really good fun though, and still fully functional. Oh, there’s no interior, just 2 seats and heating. No interior means it goes faster. This car will put you on first name terms with your local fuzzy muff. Ignore that, probably not a selling point.
There’s a rust hole in the rear quarter, you could flop a bit of chod in it and it will be fine.
On a serious note, it needs a new steering rack and radiator and probably lots of other things, It runs though, and there’s a ticket on it till August. This car really is indestructible, I’ve tried and given up.
Any questions please ask. Bid to buy. Cash on collection or PayPal. Collection only.”